Thanks alot Police officer...
I seriously cannot believe this happened to me. So, there comes a time in everyone's life that you realize you are getting older... I mean you know your age, you see your body changing...er... sagging. Your derriere... the girls... even your eyelids change... As my almost three year old says "what in da werald!?" (Excuse me why I sob because my baby will be three soon) I am only 31. And Friday for the first time felt slapped in face with "you are ooolllddd" I need to start at the beginning. J and I were leaving our apartment, and I noticed that there was a big pile of stuff. I commented on that is weird, did some one lose a bag? As we were talking about the who, what, and where J spots a social security card. So I jump out get closer and see several items that belong in a wallet. I go over to the pile of random and see a wallet, screw driver, half a biscuit, driver license with a name that doesn't match the social security card... So